Haiku Tuesday 3/22/16: Espionage

Just for fun

Spies

If you are only
half a spy then you are not
truly a whole spy.

by Mark T. Collins

 

I would be a spy
solely to get all the gear.
Just think of the fun!

by Justin Brock

 

Spies do not exist.
I have never met a spy.
Think of it. Have you?

by Mark T. Collins

 

“I spy something blue”
True spies play spy games with kids
Fatherhood comes first

by Justin Brock

 

What if Tom Cruise spies
On all the politicians
Disguised as Ted Cruz

by Jared Bowman 

 

They are all around
Spies of the apocalypse
Most wear shiny hats

by Mark T. Collins

 

Sneaky sneakery
And hiding in the bushes
Spies do not get caught

by Chris Johnston

 

If you are a spy
Please raise your hand – Trick question
Your cover is blown

by Chris Johnston

 

The world’s greatest spy
Bourne, Bond. Bauer are legends
But I’d choose Siri

by Jared Bowman

 

New idea for an
Arnold Schwarzenegget film:
Kindergarten Spy

by Mark T. Collins

 

If I were a spy
I would grow a fierce mustache
to confuse people

by Justin Brock

 

Maybe movie stars
are the the real spies. It would be
the perfect cover.

by Jared Bowman

 

Trying to catch spies
can be very dangerous.
Spies know karate.

by Jared Bowman

 

There are some people
that you’ll never even see.
An you never will.

by Chris Johnston

 

The key for all spies
is invisibility
and clean underwear.

by Justin Brock

 

If spies could talk, they
would not be at all good.
Mum is the word. Mum.

by Mark T. Collins

 

If someone says, “mum”
then you know they are a spy
because that’s their word.

by Chris Johnston

 

in 2016
I bet robots will be spies.
Wait, it’s ’16 now.

by Justin Brock

 

Sea turtles are real.
But not spies or unicorns.
What’s up with that?

by Mark T. Collins

 

You should take a bath
if you want to be a spy.
An avoid fiber.

by Chris Johnston

 

Piper spies Spry’s pies.
Spry spies Piper’s spicy pie.
Spry pies Piper’s spies.

by Mark T. Collins

 

Teachers send students
to spy on textbooks at home.
Teachers don’t trust books.

by Justin Brock

 

Spies don’t eat mussels.
Muscles are required for spies.
Confusing for some.

by Mark T. Collins

 

 

 

 

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