Haiku Tuesday 4/5/16 – Ladders and/or Lasers

Just for fun

Plasma_jacobs_ladder

Today’s theme was proposed by Chris Johnston. It was a tough one, but the guys pulled through for some quality haiku. I now give you 5 gentlemen and Some Syllables.

 

Ladders can be tall
Yao Ming prefers red lasers
Humans can be tall

by Parks Collins

 

Businessmen wear suits
Climbing corporate ladders
All about that cash

by Justin Brock

 

“Will shoot for ladders”
was written on the cardboard
full of bullet holes.

by Chris Johnston

 

Red laser pointer
Bathroom mirror, retina
bad ingredients

by Chris Johnston

 

Stone Mountain Georgia
The best laser show around
just my opinion

by Justin Brock

 

A laser ladder
Dangerous way to climb up
You might burn your hands.

by Jared Bowman

 

Lasers and ladders
Safe to use ’til you’re ninety
But not safe for geese.

by Parks Collins

 

Difference between
a ladder and a laser?
A heckuva lot.

by Mark T. Collins

 

Difference between
a ladder and a laser?
Two “d’s” and an “s”

by Parks Collins

 

If I were a spy
and had to cross a fence, use
lasers or ladders?

by Jared Bowman

 

An elevator
is faster than a ladder
Just push a button

by Chris Johnston

 

Also a laser
is faster than a ladder
Just push a button

by Chris Johnston

 

Come and climb with me
the ladder of abstraction.
Fall and hit concrete.

by Mark T. Collins

 

There are sometimes spies
in romantic comedies
climbing tall ladders.

by Justin Brock

 

Laser surgery:
Helping construction workers
safely climb ladders.

by Justin Brock

 

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