Haiku Tuesday 5/3/16 – Seasonal Allergies

Just for fun

Misc_pollen

You and I both love seasonal allergies. What do the Haiku Bros. think?

Chris

Pollen and ragweed
Lawn mowers and weed eaters
Don’t get me started

 

Jared

The Pollen returns
Scratchy eyes, stuffy noses
Whose idea was this?

 

Justin

Snot, snot, snot, snot, snot
I love the change of seasons
But my nose hates it

 

Jared

If Trump builds a wall
To keep the pollen away
I might vote for him

Parks

Pollen grains wasted
In nasal canals, but not
Stuck to stigmata

 

Parks

Claritin, Flonase,
Allegra, Zyrtec, Semprex,
Flovent, Symbicort.

 

Mark

Dear Mister Pollen
I hate you with a passion.
That is all I’ve got.

 

Justin

I have a black car
Eleven months of the year
This month it’s yellow

 

Justin

Do you think nature
made a deal with pharmacies
To increase drug sales?

 

Mark

What is the best cure
For seasonal allergies?
Eat sweet bee vomit

 

Parks

Bees carry pollen
Eighty thousand grains per day
And never once sneeze

 

Parks

A man asked if I
Had seasonal allergies
I sneezed in his face.

 

 

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