Haiku Tuesday: Parasites (5/10/16)

Just for fun

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Five guys and some lines return with the theme of “Parsites.” Enjoy!

Intestinal worms
A top tier weight loss program
Not without drawbacks

by Jared Bowman

 

It’s a true story
I went to the vet today
My dog has heart worms

by Justin Brock

 

Once in Mexico
I spent four day throwing up
Thanks to parasites

by Justin Brock

 

It was that same trip
That I lost almost ten pounds
Thanks to parasites

by Justin Brock

 

Parasites find ways
Inside you, through feet or mouth
Small sneaky buggers

by Jared Bowman

 

Crohn’s disease is bad
But don’t fear, just drink hookworm
Eggs in Gatorade

by Parks Collins

 

If you see fungi
Growing out of an ant’s eye
Could be parasites

by Parks Collins

 

Parasites are bad
If you disagree, you might
Be a parasite

by Chris Johnston

 

There ain’t no party
Like a parasite party
It goes on for days

by Chris Johnston

 

My iPhone is an
Electrical parasite
Sucking on outlets

by Jared Bowman

 

Itchy itchy scratch
Nits in my hair. Now in yours.
Parasitic lice

by Mark T. Collins

 

Parasites they bite
Parasites will not play nice.
Parasites they suck

by Mark T. Collins

 

The neighbor’s dog stinks
A parasite paradise
That filthy flea bag

by Mark T. Collins

 

The N.C.A.A.
Parasite eats dollars from
U.N.C. Men’s sports

by Jared Bowman

 

World famous icon
Standing tall in Paris heights
The Eiffel Tower

by Mark T. Collins

 

In a gandola
A pair rows, sight sees Venice
The Bride of the Sea

by Mark T. Collins

 

In a term paper
Perry cites the prose of Twain.
Proving arguments.

by Mark T. Collins

 

To remove all thorns
Pare rose sides until it’s smooth.
No more nasty pricks.

by Mark T. Collins

 

A moose eats wolf scat,
Gets a tapeworm and can’t breathe
A wolf eats the moose

by Parks Collins

 

Endoparasites
are a lot like this year’s Braves.
They are both gutless.

by Parks Collins

 

Just for funParadise sounds like
Parasites but different
On many levels

by Justin Brock

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